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Esta Jaimito en la clase de Historia y le preguntan: A ver Jaimito, ¿quien descubrio America? No lo se, señorita...Muy mal, Jaimito, muy mal...Bueno, ¿hay alguien que lo sepa? Entonces se levanta un japonés que habia en su clase y contesta: Colon, honolable señolita...Al momento se oye una voz que dice: ¡¡¡MALDITOS JAPONESES!!! La señorita muy enfadada pregunta: ¿Quien dijo eso? Jaimito se levanta y responde:General Mc Arthur, 1945....

Un georgiano armado de un kalachnikov irrumpe en la cabina del avion: - A Tiblisi!!! - Pero si es ahi donde vamos! - Ya lo se, pero es la tercera vez que me embarco para Tiblisi y termino en Pakistan.

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Team USA Gears Up For Basketball Tournament - NPR


Team USA Gears Up For Basketball Tournament
NPR
NPR's Mike Pesca was at New York's Madison Square Garden for the game, and he fills in host Guy Raz on the new team's chances at the World Championship ...

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Injury Ends Opening Season For Nats Pitcher - NPR


Injury Ends Opening Season For Nats Pitcher
NPR
As NPR's Mike Pesca reports, the injury is raising questions about the Nats' decision to bring the much-hyped 21-year-old rookie to the majors so soon.


Angola's Benguela province has fish flour factory - Macauhub


Angola's Benguela province has fish flour factory
Macauhub
Athe factory is a project of the Pesca Fresca company, which has invested US$5 million in it, and the factory's official inauguration is scheduled for this ...


PICS: Poreotics at Paparazzi - Honolulu Star-Advertiser


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PICS: Poreotics at Paparazzi
Honolulu Star-Advertiser
On Thursday night, they were the featured guests at a special pre-party at Paparazzi Nightclub. Jorlie Pesca, left, and Jennie Rivera had front row seats by ...


Surgery Likely For Baseball Sensation Strasburg - NPR


Surgery Likely For Baseball Sensation Strasburg
NPR
But NPR's Mike Pesca notes that the Strasburg saga shows the risk involved in paying big money up front for young talent — especially pitching talent. ...

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WIN $25 Gift Card to CREAM AND SUGAR BAKERY - Philadelphia Citypaper (blog)


Philadelphia Citypaper (blog)
WIN $25 Gift Card to CREAM AND SUGAR BAKERY
Philadelphia Citypaper (blog)
(and this coming from an avowed carni-, lacto-, pesca-vore!). I can't wait to hear the broadcast of it on A ` » Hannah Montana Party Favors: My daughter ...


Andalucía se coloca a la cabeza en licencias de pesca recreativa - Ideal Digital


Andalucía se coloca a la cabeza en licencias de pesca recreativa
Ideal Digital
Pesca con prudencia y cumpliendo las leyes. Andalucía junto a Valencia aglutinan el mayor número de solicitudes de permisos para la pescar recreativa. ...
Veda del atún continúa hasta el 28 de septiembreEl Diario de Hoy

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Twickenham Fest set to debut in Huntsville - al.com (blog)


al.com (blog)
Twickenham Fest set to debut in Huntsville
al.com (blog)
Performers include Phillips, co-organizer and bassoonist Matthew McDonald, pianists Craig Terry and Daniel Pesca, cellist Sarah Koo, oboist Elizabeth Koch, ...


Aug. 27: The Thirteenth Diet gets Ayurvedic with it - Philadelphia Citypaper (blog)


Philadelphia Citypaper (blog)
Aug. 27: The Thirteenth Diet gets Ayurvedic with it
Philadelphia Citypaper (blog)
(and this coming from an avowed carni-, lacto-, pesca-vore!). I can't wait to hear the broadcast of it on A Chef's Table in September! by Felicia D'Ambrosio ...

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Denunciarán a gobernadora de Balsapuerto por autorizar pesca con tóxicos - Coordinadora Nacional de Radio


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Denunciarán a gobernadora de Balsapuerto por autorizar pesca con tóxicos
Coordinadora Nacional de Radio
... denuncia en contra de la gobernadora del distrito de Balsapuerto, Irma Quinteros, por autorizar la pesca con barbasco en las aguas del río Cachiyaco. ...
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Echan veneno al río Caynarachi y mueren dos y 30 quedan convalecientesDiario Voces
Dos niños muertos y 50 afectados por intoxicación en Alto AmazonasRadio Programas del Perú

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